Sperm Count For Old Man
An 85 year old man went to the Dr.’s office to get a sperm count.The Dr. gave him a jar and said, “Take this jar home and and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the old man reappeared at the Dr.’s office and give him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day . The Dr. asked what happened and the old man explained…
“Well Dr. it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand but nothing then I tried with my left hand but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help, she tried with her right hand and then with left hand but still nothing. then she tried with her mouth first with teeth in and then teeth out. But still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with her both hands then with her armpit and she even tried squeezen’ it between her knees,but still nothing.”
The Dr. was shocked ,”you asked your neighbor?” The Old man replied “Yep, and no matter what we tried ,we still could not get the jar open”